~Tea sticks her hand in her back pack and pulls something out! Everyone gasps!~
Tea was holding a thong! But that's not why everyone gasped. There was was a huge piece of crap on it!
Everyone except Tea:"EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW! GROSS!"
Tea:"Opps, forgot to clean it."
Yami Yugi:"And that's why I'll never have sex with her. Yck!"
Tea puts the disgusting thong back in her backpack, and pulls out a clean thong.
Tea:"Here Bakura, put this on and it will get rid of your wedgie!"
Bakura:"Ew! No it won't! A thong is exactly like a wedgie!"
Joey:"Oh, woof, for, woof, goodness, woof, sake, woof! Use, woof, my, woof, underwear, woof. I, woof, don't, woof, need, woof, it, woof. I'm, woof, going, woof, natural, woof!"
Bakura:"Ok, thanks Joey!"
Joey:"Your, woof, welcome, bark!"
Everyone stares at Joey. He said bark instead of woof!!!
Joey:"Woof, bark, was, bark, getting, bark, old, bark!"
Everyone:"Ya ok, that makes sense!"
Joey hands Bakura his clean underwear. And Bakura changes into in front of everyone! All of the sudden, a mob of ladies comes and crowds around Bakura asking for his autograph and for him to show more of his body!
Bakura:(smiles handsomely and his teeth sparkle too!*.*)Ladies, there's enough of me for everyone!
Seto:"Oh please, amateur.(snaps his fingers, all the ladies look at him and rush over too him! Me included!)Ladies, here's a real man for ya!"(smiles even more handsomely than Bakura!@.@!)
Bakura:"Ehem! I believe those ladies belong to me!"(snaps his fingers)
All the ladies go rushing back to Bakura except for me, cuz I dazed and hypnotized by Seto's good looks!^.^
Seto:"No, they belong to me!"(snaps his fingers)
The heard of ladies once again shifted directions and ran to Seto.
Bakura:"They're mine!"(snaps)
Seto:"Mine!"(snaps)
Bakura:"Mine!"(snaps)
Seto:"Mine!"(snaps)
Bakura:"Mine!(snaps)
Poor ladies, they're getting tired of running and three have already been injured from breaking their ankles! It's hard to run in high heals ya know!
Yami Yugi:*Hmmm, I wonder what would happen if I....*(snaps his fingers)
Everyone looks towards Yami Yugi. All of the sudden, the ladies rush towards him!!!!!
Lady 1:"Wow, your hair is cool!"
Yami Yugi:"I know, I dyed it three colors!"
Lady 2:"That look is soooo totally you!"
Yami Yugi:"Yes it is!(smiles an incredibly handsome smile!*.*)
Tea:"Yugi! What are you doing!"
Yami Yugi:"Don't mind her ladies, she's just a slut."
Lady 3:"Totally, your way out of her league!"
Tea:"No I'm not."(whimpers)
Joey:"Hey, that's a pretty good whimper you have, you could be dog too!"
Seto:"What the hell! First we're fighting in duel monsters, now in ladies! Hey ladies, don't you know you that slut over there is his girlfriend?!"
Even though Seto said this, surprising, the ladies don't move!
Yami Yugi:"Ha! If these were normal ladies, they would've went to you. Except, they're prostitutes!"
Lady 4:"Yah, we'll do anything for a couple of bucks."
Seto:"Well, in that case. HEY LADIES! I'M THE CEO OF MY OWN COMPANY AND I'M FILTHY $RICH$!"
The ladies run towards Seto!
Lady 1:"I luv money!"
Lady 2, 3,&4:"We all do!"
Bakura:"Hey ladies! I'm from England and I'm foreign!"
Ladies run to Bakura.
Yami Yugi:"Hey! Tricolor hair!"
Seto:"Money!"
Bakura:"Foreign!"
Yami Yugi:"Tricolor hair!"
Seto:"Money!"
Bakura:"Foreign!"
Bandit Keith comes back from the bathroom to the tower where he was watching the duel, and was shocked to see ladies!
Bandit Keith:*Wow, lllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddddddddddiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeessssssss!*
Bandit Keith:"Hey ladies! I'll pay you $10 billion dollars to give me the night of my life!"
Lady 1:"Let's go then!"
So all the ladies rush towards the door, but they're stopped by Kemo, the guard with uglier and pointy hair, than Tristan!
Kemo:"Sorry ladies, if you don't have 10 starchips you can't enter."
Lady 2:"Hey, one of us will have sex with you if you let the rest of us in."(winks)
Kemo:(blushes)"Uhh, ok!"
Lady 3:"Big Martha! Your up! And don't mess this up!"
A huge, fat, smelly, ugly lady comes up to Kemo! She's Big Martha!0.o
Big Martha:"Hi. Me like you!"
Lady 4:"Have fun you two!(whispers to other girls)I knew she would come in handy!"
Kemo:"Oh shit! Why do I always get the ugly ass girls!"
Big Martha:"Come to mama!"
Kemo:"Awww hell! It ain't worth it!"
Kemo runs for dear life away from Big Martha!
Big Martha:"Playing hard to get, I'm a player too! Wanna see my underwear?"
Kemo:"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Seto:"Geez, glad that's not me."
Bakura and Yami Yugi:"Yah!"
Bakura:"Well thanks to you two, all the girls have left except for Da Qiao, but she's totally head over heals for Seto!"
Seto:"Score one for me!"(puts his arm around me!!!!!@.@)
Da Qiao:"Wow, he touched me! Ahhhh!"(faints!)
Neo:"Here we go again!"
Bobby:"C'mon, let's drag her home."
So, Da Qiao's(me) friends drag her off the set! NOOOOOOO! :'(
Yami Yugi:"Well, now all the ladies are gone! It's all your guys fault!"
Seto and Bakura:"Our fault! It's your fault!"
Yami Yugi, Seto, and Bakura get in a fight and start beating the crap out of each other! Tristan makes his final decision about the matter he was thinking about and is about to say something!
Tristan:"STOP FIGHTING EVERYONE!"
Seto, Bakura, and Yami Yugi stop beating each other to a pulp, and look up.
Tristan:"After seeing so much fighting going on, I decided that war is wrong. So to spread my beliefs, I'm becoming a....."